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Who won the Kentucky Derby in 1952?
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A horse
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You bet twenty-five cents on football and the game is called off. What do you get?
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The quarterback.
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Which of the witches is best at croquet?
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The wicket witch.
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What position does Saint Nick play?
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Santa field.
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What poet should you think about when you're up at bat?
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Homer.
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Why don't tennis players make good friends?
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Because love means nothing to them.
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What do champion golfers eat for breakfast?
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Wheat tees.
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How do you make a tightrope?
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Dip the rope in whiskey.
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What is the only street named after a prizefighter?
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Muhammad Alley.
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Why did the base runner go to jail?
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He stole second.
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